FAQs
ASL?
39/f/cali
Are you accepting friend applications?
Yeah for sure but fair warning - im not that pleasant when im hot or hungry. I also don't like to talk a lot in the morning. If music is playing in the car - we are singing not talking, k? Don’t invite me anywhere in the summer, it's too hot. Are you sure you want to be my friend after all this info?
Will you adopt me?
Nah girl. I'm at capacity.
Do you like scary movies?
*hangs up*
What's your background?
I edited for TV for 10 years then switched to editing for companies on social media. I was laid off in 2022. I started putting my neck and my back into editing for my social media and quickly became a superstar (I don't smell my own armpits tho:)
What program do you use to edit your videos?
Adobe Premiere
How do you blur your kids faces?
I key frame the blur dot by dot in adobe premiere and it's awful. Get you an app!!! There are a ton to choose from 🙂
Do you really live 90s?
Yasssss. I'm health conscious so low tech use and 90s living go hand in hand. I really want to get rid of my WIFI and go back to hard-wiring the net.
Do you only use 90s tech?
No. I got a husband. He can't watch the game on a CRT TV. My kids watch TV on our normal tv AND VHS'S on our CRT TV. Outside of that - they don't use any new tech. They know how to operate all the 90s tech though :)
How much TV do your kids watch?
A movie around lunch time. And sometimes a bonus movie with mom and dad at night. On days when im making you guys really amazing videos they may get a little extra tv. And then sometimes we don't turn the tv on at all - my youngest really hates that :)
Do your kids own ipads?
Noooooo. My first born did until 3 years old - that's when i discovered how bad they were for kids. I took it away cold turkey and time traveled back to the 90s in every way i could.
Are you fun with your kids all the time?
Nahhhhh. Please refer back to FAQ number 2. Overstimulation is real. And you know this, mannnnnnn.
You're sold out?!
Currently i only offer pre orders bc do you think im made of money honey???? Pre orders are open for 3 days - YOU HAVE 3 DAYS - once it's closed, you gotta wait for the next drop - that may not have the same tee! I'm contemplating selling staples...idk. We will see.
When will my order ship?
If it's a pre order item - pre orders ship 5/6 weeks after you place your order.
If it's not a pre order item - I will ship it as soon as my boys stop fighting :)
Will you be restocking...
The pink mom TV tee, home school tee, board certified mother sweater, Halloween tees and final destination motherhood tee will be back around august 2026!
Printing method
I only use screen printing for my tees and sweaters because that's the best of the best baby! If you follow me on social media you know that im all about quality (wow, conceited much? But I mean....like...I think my videos are great and so do you ....so...really, where's the lie?)
Is yo mama fat?
Yeah so fat that i never have to ask her, WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUU? - Make sure to sing that last part like Tom!